Beach Etiquette

A while back my Power Ranger friend was staying at the beach with a very sophisticated friend of hers from Manhattan. She invited the rest of us PRs to come for the day.

Let's see - how could we impress this highly cultured, world traveling educator from Manhattan?

Seven of us arrived at the beach wearing:

- Mismatched shorts and tops

- Big pink bunny slipper flip flops

- Chandelier earrings

- Funny glasses

We took the two of them to a fish camp for lunch. Not a pretend Disney type fish camp but a real one with fish being gutted right outside the unscreened window.

When we entered the bar we received one of the best compliments I've had since I turned 50.

Upon sizing us up - the 20 something, tattooed, Daisy Duke shorts and tank top wearing waitress said, "This group looks like trouble!"