Tuesday, June 19, 2007

On Being Thin

I'm thin. I know that you're bored already. It's much more interesting to talk about being fat.

When my friends used to talk about dieting I would say "I don't believe in diets." They still talk about dieting but I don't say that anymore because they don't want to hear it.

For forty years I watched my Real Husband balloon up, go on a crash diet, lose the weight, gain it back and start all over.

Here is my boring routine for the last forty years. I work out every day. I eat about 1,300 calories. Blah, blah, blah.

My fantasy for doing something totally wild and crazy would be to eat a chicken sandwich from Wendy's along with fries that I'd dip in my frosty.

But not today. I'm taking it one day at a time.