Sad caption in one of the papers this morning: Elderly Man Remains Missing. The article goes on to say that "Authorities were still searching Sunday for a 66-year -old man who went missing..."
66 year old man? Elderly?
He's 6 years younger than John McClain.
He's 4 years younger than Jane Fonda.
He's 7 years younger than Julie Andrews.
He's 14 years younger than Queen Elizabeth (OK, not a good example.)
He's only 5 years older than Mick Jagger and Bill Clinton.
And how did this man turn up missing? Did they find his wheelchair on the side of the road?
NO. He's a deep sea diver! He's missing after a diving expedition. I sincerely hope he's found alive and well. Maybe he's on some big adventure. After all, he's the same age as Harrison Ford.
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