The following recipes were taken from the October 13th "New Yorker" magazine.
THANKSGIVING RECIPES
from the U.S. Treasury Department
Rare-Treat Potatoes
Six sweet potatoes
One can crushed pineapple
Your retirement account
Mix everything together. Bake until the account is completely melted.
Cranberry Surprise
Two pounds cranberries
One cup stock certificates,
torn into teeny bits
Cinnamon and sugar, to taste
Cook until everything is softened.
Serve.
Turkey Stuffed with
Seven Hundred Billion Dollars
Large turkey
Seven hundred-billion dollar bills,
crumpled
Place the crumpled bills inside the turkey. Roast until all that remains is a pile of ashes.
Enjoy!
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