Saturday, March 7, 2009

Dumb Questions

They say that there are no dumb questions. But I seem to ask more and more of them these days.

The dumbest questions are the ones that have the answer in the question.

Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

How long was the 100 year war?

This morning I was thinking of trying a new bagel. On Saturday mornings I always have a blueberry bagel (double toasted) at Panera's to go with my boiled egg that I bring myself but keep in my pocket until I sit down.

But this morning I looked over all of them and thought I might try the Everything Bagel. I was nervous about it so I asked the young woman behind the counter,

What's in the Everything Bagel?

Guess what she answered.


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