Friday, February 7, 2014

Check to See if You Have These Things in Your Home

I love my state.  Florida is a wonderful place to live.  As Stefon used to say on Saturday Night Live,

This place has everything!

A few days ago sheriff's deputies raided a home in Central Florida and discovered the following:

  • Two frozen alligators
  • Meth in a box of baby wipes
  • A marijuana plant
  • A live bass in an aquarium
  • Ammo
  • Homemade drug pipes
  • Ten month old twins

The couple living in the home had logical explanations for some of these things.  For instance, They planned to stuff and display the alligators.  

Unfortunately, this is no logical explanation for this couple having twin babies. 


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