A few years back I told you that all jokes are derived from only two opening lines. One of those lines is...."A guy walks into a bar." I love these silly jokes.
Commander Coconut, a long time columnist for the Orlando Sentinel, shared a couple in the Commander's column this morning. (Can't use a pronoun here because nobody knows for sure if the Commander is male or female.) I love these silly jokes.
A guys walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "I'll have a beer please, and one for the road."
A termite walks into a bar and goes, "Is the bar tender here?"
OK, here's a really smart one.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar - they sit, they drink, they leave.
Hahahahahahahaha.
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Commander Coconut, a long time columnist for the Orlando Sentinel, shared a couple in the Commander's column this morning. (Can't use a pronoun here because nobody knows for sure if the Commander is male or female.) I love these silly jokes.
A guys walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "I'll have a beer please, and one for the road."
A termite walks into a bar and goes, "Is the bar tender here?"
OK, here's a really smart one.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar - they sit, they drink, they leave.
Hahahahahahahaha.
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