A couple of days ago Dave and I went to the post office. I went to the first teller to mail my package. He went to a teller two spaces over. Neither of them knew we were together.Dave was buying sheets of stamps. Since there was nobody else in the post office his teller offered to show him the newest stamp, beautiful flowers.
Dave: No, my wife doesn't like flowers.Teller: Are you sure?
Then she thumbed through other sheets. Up came Johnny Cash stamps.
Dave: She likes Johnny Cash.
After a little more flipping she came up with Rosa Parks stamps.
Dave: She likes Rosa Parks.
Teller: Your wife likes Johnny Cash and Rosa Parks but doesn't like flowers? Are you sure?
Dave: Yes, I know my wife. I'm sure!
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