The Entrepreneurial Spirit Lives

Joshua Witter is a true entrepreneur. He should be an inspiration to the millions affected by our economic downturn.


According to today's paper (that I read while waiting for my Oldies to show up for breakfast this morning) Joshua is into making "Told You So" cards for those who are taken up in the Rapture (soon) and will delivered by Joshua afterwards to their friends and family who are not completely sold on the concept of the Rapture coming right around the corner.


His concept works this way: For a fee he will deliver cards from the "Raptured" to those left behind. Since he's read The Left Behind Series Joshua knows he'll have to deliver his cards while he's covered with boils and will have to fight his way through perpetual darkness, clouds of insects and meteors falling from the sky. But he says he's up to it.

And he has several orders.

The basic message is: "I Told You So!"

I guess some other themes could be:

It's too late for you now.

You should have listened to me when you had the chance.

Na, na - na - na, na.

I'm Raptured and You're Not.


As we all know, some of the current sure signs of the fast coming Rapture are Swine flu, the economic collapse and, of course, the election of Barack Obama.





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