Dave's Latest Art Piece - "I-4" |
In 1995, when I was looking for a condo in Orlando, I had a list of a dozen of the most important attributes. One was to be in the I-4 corridor. Because I-4 runs from Tampa to Daytona Beach.
And it's about the only way you can get to most places in Central Florida. (Also, folks who live in the I-4 Corridor usually impact our presidential elections. We are powerful.)
Now we're in the midst of the I-4 Ultimate Improvement Project. It's pretty much a decades long driving nightmare. At our closest on-ramp we never know if it will be a left turn or a right turn. Trying to navigate without knocking over a few orange cones is daunting.
The project is supposed to take ten years- but we know better. When Dave complains, which he rarely does (about anything) my helpful response is this:
It will take about twenty years and then it will will wonderful. But you and I will be dead.
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