Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Short Poems

I like poetry. I write poetry. To the amazement of many, I sold much of my poetry when I was younger.

I loved writing short poems. Many of them had titles as long or longer than the poem. Here are a couple of popular ones I wrote when I was a young woman.

INFORMATION I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE

Part of Adolf Hitler's
personality problem
was due to
Poor potty training


WHY WOMEN'S LIB
CONFUSES ME

Am I the cause of all
my problems
Or is he?


RAMIFICATIONS OF STATIC CLING

As he stood up to ask
the mayor's wife to dance.

A little baby sock
fell from the leg of his pants



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