- A man named Pork Chop tried to bury his boss by uploading a pile of dirt with his fork lift and dumping it on the boss.
Lesson Learned: Don't hire a man named Pork Chop.
- A naked man broke into a home and bit a women before being subdued. He died later in the hospital.
Lesson Learned: Just say No to drugs.
- A woman, on a motorized scooter, stole $3,500 worth of "Simpsons" memorabilia from Universal Studios, including a Homer Simpson hoodie.
Lesson Learned: Don't ever steal from Universal or Disney. You're always on camera.
- A man with no pants hijacked a luggage vehicle at Orlando International Airport. He told the driver he was late for his flight.
Lesson Learned: Get up earlier.
- My favorite and most current story comes from Tampa. An angry pit bull named Scarface sent three people to the hospital after a woman tried to dress him in a sweater.
Lesson Learned: Don't put lipstick on a pig and don't put a sweater on a pit bull named Scarface. They don't like it.
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