Tuesday, August 9, 2016

How to Train a Rat


I love the New York Times magazine.  One of the reasons is the obscure articles written, not tongue in cheek but straight forward, about seemingly mundane things.  So, a  couple of weeks ago I loved seeing a little article in the Sunday Times magazine by Malia Wollan called, How to Train a Rat.

I immediately thought of the monster best selling "how to" book of a few years ago Who Moved My Cheese.  It was designed to help us deal with change.  However, as far as I can tell, the How to Train a Rat article is designed to tell us how to train a rat.  Period.

But as a former business consultant and a mother of four I can tell you that there are good tips for motivating workers and kids here.  For instance, below are some hints lifted directly from the article:

- If you're patient enough, any rodent can be trained, but some are inherently more pliant and endearing and less prone to biting.

- animals in training should be made to work for their sustenance.  Don't just let them sit in the cage eating as much as they want, getting fat.

- ...don't wait more than 30 seconds to reward a behavior.  The quicker the food comes, the better the trick sticks.

- Desensitize fretful rodents brains by frequently exposing them to different floor surfaces and new features in their surroundings.

- Don't bother getting angry.  You can't scold or punish them.  A rat does not understand discipline.

So, if you've tried  the book, Who Moved My Cheese and haven't had good results, you might want to try How to Train a Rat.

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