Monday, March 2, 2009

Free Food For My Oldies

Yesterday Mrs. Oldie told me that, at one of the twenty-one meals they had in restaurants last week, a stranger paid for their dinner.

She said, "He must have done it because we're old."

I replied, "Yes, my guess is because you're old and you're cute and he assumed you're on a fixed income. Of course, he wouldn't be happy if he knew where it was fixed."


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