Making Assumptions

I attended a really fun party the other night. I took my fake parents. My friend offered her house for the party as she does so graciously for many gatherings.

It's a great house.

I answered the door when one couple arrived and tried to pretend that it was my house - but, since they live right down the street from me - they didn't go for it.

Two men, who didn't know my friend well asked me, "What does her husband do?"

I said, "Wrong question. But here's the answer."

"It's her house. She's the man!"